A gaggle of butter
a snap or lard
Such over abundance can start to retard
A sugar tart can start to slow your heart
Deep fried grease can horrify your niece
When she sees how wide is your pants
Or how much you giggle when you dance
If it is up to me
I will eat constantly
But with veggies and lean meat
Because with my health I can't compete
So remember this my
friend
Don't be a pig
Because it goes to your rear end